Thursday, December 15, 2011

Solid Gold

I had an elderly female patient in PACU yesterday, who had just gotten a knee replacement. As she was being hooked up to the PACU monitors, her gown got a little sideways, briefly exposing her nether regions. We immediately covered her with a warm blanket as she burst out laughing. "Girls" she cackled "you best not show that to the crowd. It'll blind them. It is solid gold!"